Shot Down In a Blaze of Glory, But I'm Not Dead Yet.
I'm concerned. This was much too fast for a government agency to operate. Maybe it's a hoax. Allow me to explain.
I submitted my application yesterday afternoon at 2:00 PM for a job as a Nutritionist with Pinal County. At 10:55 AM this morning, I received a response. That's less than 24 hours! Wowza!
Squeeze out a little tear with me as you read what they had to say:
Dear Alan Bradford,
Thank you for applying for the Nutritionist position in the (2739) Public Health District Department. Please be aware that we have received applications from a number of candidates whose background, skills and experience, represent a better match for our specific requirements. We appreciate your interest in employment with Pinal County and we hope you continue viewing our Employment Opportunities website for future vacancies that you may qualify for. Sincerely,
Pinal County Human Resources
I would like to meet these other "candidates whose background, skills and experience, represent a better match for [their] specific requirements." Perhaps we could meet for lunch. I promise I'll be friendly. And I'll order something healthy. Like a salad. I just want to know what was missing from my resume.
Undaunted, I have applied for another position with a company called Adelante Healthcare. Their motto is Sustainable Health Care for Everyone. It looks like a really cool company. They started 30 years ago as a group of health care professionals who wanted to offer health services to rural farm workers. Now they operate multiple community health centers across the valley.
Hopefully they at least give me a chance to interview.